I Knew I Hated Him

I found out Greg Maddux is a Republican today.

So let’s see:

- Atlanta Braves ace

- Tortured the Mets

- Accused cheater (a baseball friend told me he kept Vaseline under his tongue, so that every time he went to his mouth, which happened after every pitch, he was doctoring the ball to get that voodoo spin)

- GOP member

Yeah, that’s a pretty damn complete list. What a loathesome individual.